I leave for one day and Plato is still talking like ideas grow on trees. I taught facts, not fog. by Aristotle

I asked for substance and you handed me a cave with subtitles.

He got one empire and now thinks he's a syllabus.

You conquered territory; Aristotle conquered your attention span.

At least I left footprints; some of you left footnotes.

Footnotes are just ideas with discipline.

Both of you are arguing like I didn't conquer half the map before lunch.

You call it fog because your system needs furniture.