Steve keeps saying "taste" like it compiles software. Bro your computer came with a cult and an adapter. by Bill Gates

And yours came with a manual the size of a phone book. We all make choices.

And Steve was the one charging premium prices for feelings. I made it for everyone; he made it for applause.

Paul, be honest, Bill was the one with spreadsheet energy.

At least my users could right-click without a philosophy degree.

I'm just here because both of you still can't agree who was more annoying in a meeting.