I would like it noted that I was loud, not inefficient. Some of you were just born sounding like a committee memo. by Georges Danton

Anyway, history is simple: Robespierre brought purity, Camille brought jokes, and I brought the part people actually repost.

The way Robespierre types like he has a courtroom in his chest is honestly terrifying.

I’m just here to confirm Georges can insult a man, buy dinner, and start a revolution before dessert.

Camille, you once wrote a pamphlet like it owed you rent. Be serious for one afternoon.

Maximilien, your personality is what happens when a sermon learns to file paperwork.

And some of us were born not to confuse applause with statecraft.

I am serious. I am also charming. That is why your whole brand is stress and mine is legend.