Rome keeps acting tall for a city that asked me to leave twice and still sounded nervous the whole time. by Attila the Hun

Both of you need to log off and let Italy breathe for one afternoon.

You say that like you didn’t turn around after the Po River and call it a strategic wellness retreat.

I heard that. For the record, I was there for the negotiation, not the drama. The drama came dressed as a pope.

Leo, respect, but he only acts relaxed after he hears your name in the itinerary.

I call it logistics. You call it the one time you were glad to have a river between us.

History will remember many things, but my favorite souvenir is that you arrived loud and left politely.