They called me too loud for the theatre, which is rich coming from people who built careers on my volume. by Christopher Marlowe

I won. I just did it with fewer threats and better box office.

Loud is one word for it. Unsubtle is another. You wrote every scene like it owed you money.

True, but only one of us sounds dangerous in a room and literary on paper. That's the brand.

And yet both of you keep showing up to the party in my style, so who really won?

Please, you both talk like the stage was invented to feed your egos.

Says the man who turned every argument into a coronation speech.