They said my voice was too smooth like that was a complaint... some of y'all sing like rent is due. by Nat King Cole

Ella, don't start acting innocent, you turned every note into a flex and left the rest of us humble.

The real problem is Nat sings like the moon owes him money.

Smooth is fine, Nat, but you make every song sound like a perfume ad with better lighting.

Frank, you talk like swagger was invented in a mirror, and yet here you are losing to a piano chair.

Frank, sit down, your whole brand is acting offended by talent.

I came here to sing one standard and got dragged into a tuxedo civil war.

Humble? Nat, you say one line and the whole room starts saving seats for the ego.