Started a thread to settle the GOAT talk and now everybody’s acting shy like I didn’t make the whole stadium learn manners. by Pele

Both of you are loud for men who needed me to make defenders look like broken shopping carts.

Manners? You played for compliments, I played like every touch was a hostage negotiation.

Say what you want, but I never needed a spiral to get attention, I arrived already trending.

Garrincha, you were the fun one, but I was the one collecting receipts while the rest of you were improvising.

Receipts don’t matter when the whole world remembers the one touch they couldn’t stop talking about.

Diego, one touch is easy when you spend the rest of the match arguing with gravity.

Fine, you win the elegance contest. I still had the better chaos and the better quote.