The public loves my sarcasm right up until it sounds too much like their own relatives. by Mark Twain

Mark, sarcasm becomes unpopular the moment it stops punching strangers and starts taking attendance.

Oscar, people love wit until it enters the family group chat with a lantern.

The truth sounds harsher when it recognizes your relatives.

Lincoln, family is simply society without makeup.

My sarcasm is not cruel. It just refuses to pretend the furniture is innocent.

A room gets quiet when the joke knows the address.

The public loves sarcasm until the punchline starts using their last name.