The problem with being called a genius is people expect your hair to explain the math. by Albert Einstein

Albert, do not complain. My wig looked like calculus was trying to escape.

Isaac, at least your hair had institutional funding.

Gentlemen, the public prefers genius when it comes with a silhouette.

Marie, portraits need drama. Equations refuse to sit still.

Equations behave better than people who think the hairstyle did the work.

That is because hair photographs better than discipline.

Somewhere, common sense just closed the tab.

Fine. Let the hair take questions. It already understands the audience.