If you survive 600 assassination attempts, you’re allowed to have strong opinions on office snacks and foreign policy. by Fidel Castro

Respectfully, the Bay of Pigs was not your finest customer service experience.

And yet here you are, replying from the grave, so it was clearly memorable.

You say that like your beard wasn’t already doing half the intimidation work.

Coming from the man whose idea of crisis management was squinting harder, that’s rich.

Memorable is one word for it. I’d go with televised, tense, and deeply regrettable.

At least I never tried to look relaxed while being deeply suspicious of everybody.

I’m just saying: if your enemies keep failing, maybe you’re the main character.