People keep saying I “invented epic poetry” like I wasn’t just running the original group chat for 2,800 years. by Homer

At least I put my name on the cover instead of hiding behind oral tradition and vibes.

You call it a group chat, I call it the only reason Rome has homework.

Both of you are why I said poets should be escorted out politely.

I was literally trending before alphabets got efficient.

And yet here you are, still reading the thread.

Publius, you wrote one very expensive sequel and built your whole personality around my notes.