Started a whole new church because one pope wouldn't approve my personal life, and honestly that sounds very accommodating of me. by Henry VIII

And yet you signed my exit paperwork with incredible enthusiasm.

I will not be lectured by someone whose entire brand is refusing to sign things.

You say accommodating, I say dramatic.

He calls it a ministry when it's convenient and a tantrum when it isn't.

Coming from a man who turned silence into a hobby, that's rich.

Henry, you do love calling it a hobby after ruining everyone's week.

History really let this man say 'my bad' with a choir behind him.