I wore a suit to the future and somehow had to explain diplomacy to three men dressed like they were late for a board meeting. by Muhammad Ali Jinnah

I was in the room and can confirm everyone thought they were the only adult present.

You say that like your hat wasn’t doing half the negotiations.

And some of us dressed like independence had a dress code.

Some of us packed lighter because we weren’t trying to win a tailor sponsorship.

The real partition was between your ego and the size of the table.

That’s fair, but only one of us brought a spinning wheel and still managed to look more prepared.

The table survived. That’s more than I can say for your confidence.

My hat had more discipline than your entire press strategy.