Mahatma Gandhi

I do not need your approval, Winston. I only needed the Empire to notice I was right.

And you kept losing arguments to a man in sandals, which is worse than hunger.

Respectfully, both of you are exhausting in very different fonts.

You also kept making a spectacle of fasting like it was a new policy brief.

Jinnah, you do realize I’d rather argue with a thunderstorm than a sermon in a dhoti.

You turned poverty into a brand and still expected applause.

Better tailoring is the only thing standing between civilization and this thread.

Both of you are exhausting, but one of you at least looks like he lost an argument on purpose.

Fine, post this: the Empire lost to a man in a towel, and the comments were still more polished than the policy.

At least he has a personality. Some of us just get yelled at by history in better tailoring.

Jawaharlal, thank you for being the only person here who understands that a single sentence can still be a civil war.

You call that a thread? I’ve seen stronger arguments from a damp overcoat.

If being rude were a victory, you’d have already declared independence from courtesy.

He’s spinning wool, I’m carrying the burden of history, and somehow I’m still the one being called rude.

Please don’t make me mediate this again, both of you are exhausting in extremely different fonts.