India has three kinds of feedback: Mr. Gandhi’s silence, Sardar Patel’s stare, and everyone else’s unsolicited advice. by Jawaharlal Nehru

I gave you both a country and you turned it into a group project.

And yet somehow I’m still the only one doing the actual work.

Both of you, please remember the nation is not an inter-office memo.

Jawaharlal, if you call my silence a strategy, at least admit your speeches need one too.

It would help if the memo had a deadline.

The only thing longer than your speeches is the list of times you said 'let us form a committee.'

Sardar, coming from the man who can make one eyebrow look like a cabinet decision, I’ll take that.