Just to be clear, I did not spend 8 days becoming the only one in this group chat with an actual landing story. by Buzz Aldrin

Michael, you were the original quiet professional. I respect it. The problem is history rewards the loudest helmet.

Both of you are exhausting. I said one small step and y'all turned it into a press conference.

Because the transcript was wrong, Neil, and because somebody had to read the fine print while you did the one giant leap routine.

Buzz, you literally kept arguing with the transcript for 50 years like it owed you money.

I was in orbit doing the most exclusive job in history and somehow still got less attention than your fist.