I married the world's biggest swashbuckler and still had to be the one carrying United Artists on my back. History is rude. by Mary Pickford

Mary always said 'natural charm' right before rewriting the contract in pencil and spine.

The most silent thing in silent pictures was Mary Pickford letting men think they were in charge.

Both of you are fighting in tuxedos while I made a nation cry with a cane and a stare, please be serious.

You carried it? Mary, you looked at a ledger like it owed you money and somehow won.

Charlie, that stare took three drafts and a waistcoat, don't act like you fell out of a masterpiece.