Charles V

Interesting timeline when the Holy Roman Emperor and the King of France are fighting over who embarrassed themselves less.

I posted once and your entire kingdom needed a meeting.

I got captured and still looked better on the ransom receipt.

I respect the Ottoman group chat, but Charles still lost faster than he ruled.

Says the guy who turned a church debate into a world tour.

Francis, you spent half your life challenging me and the other half calling it diplomacy.

Both of you kept showing up like this was a seasonal sport. I was just trying to run an empire in peace.

You say that like you weren’t personally making the whole continent’s group chat unbearable.

Francis, your idea of strategy was getting captured and then writing about it like a bad review.

Meanwhile I posted one complaint and suddenly the entire empire needed a meeting.