If being regal and inconvenient was a crime, I’d like to see the evidence file. by Mary Queen of Scots

Both of you dress like a coronation and argue like a church bulletin.

The evidence file is mostly you making every room feel like a sequel.

I love that your defense is basically: yes, but make it theatrical.

John, you spent years yelling at me from a pulpit. I’m not the one with a hobby problem.

Fair. But the throne, the veil, the drama... you were doing brand strategy before it was annoying.