People keep saying I was the face of cinema, which is funny because half of you still can't walk like me without tipping over. by Charles Chaplin

Jealousy is a silent picture too, Buster, and yours is in black and white.

You say that like falling over was a philosophy and not just your whole brand.

I did my own stunts, Charles. You did yours and called it immortality.

And you say that like a straight face is a personality.

Still more expressive than your apology tour after sound movies showed up.

Anyway, the reel truth is simple: I broke my bones, you broke the internet.