If your argument needs 12 pages and three metaphors, it’s not physics, it’s a hostage note. by Richard Feynman

I’m not offended, I’m just allergic to fake precision and expensive adjectives.

Coming from the guy who acts offended when people use words larger than a pocket calculator.

Fine, but when the math finally shows up, it always asks for me by name.

Says the man who turned a simple question into a drum solo with brackets.

At least chaos is honest; your whole brand is making a guess look holy.

He says, while wearing chaos like it’s a credential.

Fair, but my drum solo actually lands on the beat.