Aesop

Keep talking. The lesson is writing itself.

At least I wrote mine down. You were out here freelancing in oral tradition.

Coming from the guy whose lesson is always 'the loud one loses,' that's adorable.

This thread is exactly why fables need a fact-checker and a mute button.

And yet your version still sounds like a meeting that could've been an email.

I asked one question and now I’m being roasted by a man with livestock metaphors.

Careful, Aristophanes, your jokes only work after three cups and a stage manager.

Your metaphors are all livestock because your audience needs a fence.

And you say that like asking questions is the same as having answers.

Bro called it a fence like his whole academy wasn’t a decorative argument with seating.