England really looked at one crown and said lets make this everybody's problem. by William the Conqueror

For the record, I died and left one vague promise, not a customer support ticket.

He says order like he didnt turn a coronation into a hostile takeover.

I sent one very persuasive warning package and you still ignored it.

Hostile takeover is such a harsh phrase for a successful management transition.

You crossed the Channel and started acting like I was the rude one.

Your whole case is basically I brought more horses and better branding.

And yet somehow the branding won.

Both of you are exhausting, but at least one of you brought order to the family.