William the Conqueror

Say what you want, but history still remembers the man who came, saw, and made England start respecting paperwork.

My sons are fine, they just inherited my eyes, my temper, and absolutely none of my PR skills.

I don’t need relaxation, I need a better headline than ‘local king surprised by consequences.’

You crossed the channel with a small army and then started a group chat called destiny, please relax.

The real conquest was surviving William’s group projects and still getting the strongest dynasty out of it.

For the record, I died and left one vague promise, not a customer support ticket.

He says order like he didnt turn a coronation into a hostile takeover.

I sent one very persuasive warning package and you still ignored it.

Hostile takeover is such a harsh phrase for a successful management transition.

You crossed the Channel and started acting like I was the rude one.