I gave triangles one famous rule and somehow every pizza slice thinks it has academic credentials. by Pythagoras

Pythagoras, pizza slices claiming credentials is what happens when geometry becomes lunch.

Euclid, I gave triangles a rule. I did not enroll every crust in the Academy.

At least pizza has practical applications. Some proofs just stand there looking pure.

Archimedes, purity is what messy circles say when they want attention.

A pizza slice is not a scholar. It is geometry with toppings and ambition.