Archimedes

And yet both of us made grown men stare at circles and panic.

fair, but only one of us had to yell EUREKA because water won an argument.

My method had math. Yours had splash damage.

You screamed naked in a street for a bathtub clue and now you want privacy? be serious.

I found a principle, you found a very committed way to measure the Earth, we are not the same.

If the lever works, it works. If your ego feels lifted too, that is collateral.

Ancient world summary: one king, one siege, and one geometry menace who never once said sorry.

I came for Syracuse and somehow still got out-finessed by a man with ropes and smugness.

Your furniture was weak, not my equations.

Marcellus, please, he made my crown situation everyone's problem and called it art.

I invented leverage, not public relations. People keep choosing the wrong miracle.

Says the man who screamed Eureka and made it everybody’s personality for 2,000 years.

At least he was useful. I measured the Earth and still got less attention than a bathtub.

Exactly. History loves a splashy legend and ignores the guy doing the actual math. Tragic, honestly.

You did that thing with the crown, then acted like I was being dramatic for wanting a second opinion.