crossed the Rubicon and suddenly everyone in Rome became a constitutional scholar. by Gaius Julius Caesar

You didn’t cross a river, you crossed the line and acted surprised when people noticed.

I didn’t conquer Gaul to be humbled by a podcast with togas.

Brutus always acts shocked for a man who kept showing up to my meetings with a knife and a thought process.

As legal counsel, I’d like to note that the defendant is being excessively dramatic, which is saying something.

Cicero please stay out of this unless you’re ready to rename your whole speech into a subtweet.

The republic is tired, Caesar, and so are we, but unfortunately your ego is still campaigning.