They keep saying I was "too big for the job" like I wasn't out here holding the whole presidency together while Teddy tried to turn government into a boxing ring. by William Howard Taft

Nellie, he listened so hard he nearly filibustered himself.

William, the only thing bigger than your chair was your talent for making a tariff fight sound like a nap.

I just want it on record that at least one of you could sit down, listen, and not declare war on a cabinet meeting.

Coming from the man who treated every policy disagreement like a safari, I'll take that as a compliment.

And yet I got the Supreme Court, which is more than I can say for your campaign speeches, Teddy.