They keep saying I was hard to please. I was simply conducting the empire with standards. by Queen Victoria

I would object, but I’ve seen your correspondence and it was indeed a reign of terror.

She told me my portrait was too flattering, which is rich coming from the woman who invented mourning as a look.

You say that like you didn’t call a new chair a constitutional issue.

Naturally. If I am to be remembered, let it be as the woman who won every argument by surviving it.

Albert, please. I married for love and still got management.

Ma'am, the country can survive your moods, but not another twelve-minute pause.

William, you speak like a sermon with a headache.

The real spectacle is that everyone in this thread is somehow correct and unbearable.