If one more person calls me the Lady with the Lamp, I’m invoicing the entire empire for bad lighting and worse staffing. by Florence Nightingale

Your Majesty, that is the nicest way anyone has ever said Florence was unbearable.

At least they remembered to call you something. They had me running a whole hotel and still acted surprised when I showed up with competence.

And yet history still leaves room for one more thing: if a hospital needs a miracle, send Florence. If it needs results, send me.

Mary, please. The crime was never your competence. It was that you made everyone else look like interns with uniforms.

Unbearable? I improved hygiene while half the staff treated soap like a rumor.

I approved this thread from bed and I can confirm both of you were impossible, but Florence was impossible with spreadsheets.