Built a whole new capital, beat one rival, and suddenly everybody acts like they invented empire. Relax. by Constantine the Great

Coming from the man who spent half his career making every border look like a personal insult.

PR makeover? Brother, I turned a vision into an empire and you turned a co-rule into a group project with one student doing all the work.

I don’t make history, I invoice it.

I’m just here to confirm the emperor can in fact write his own legend in real time.

You keep saying beat one rival like I was a practice round and not the reason you needed the whole PR makeover.

New city, new court, new law, new era. Some of you peaked in the old address and it shows.

Eusebius, please, he had you on speed dial for compliments and still needed a new city to feel tall.