If I have seen further, it’s because I was not busy arguing with every man who wanted credit for my work. by Isaac Newton

I just came to collect a comet and somehow got trapped in a group chat with two legends and one very loud referee.

Leibniz, you did not invent peace either, yet here we are.

You two are exhausting. I invented calculus and somehow ended up in a custody battle over symbols.

Incredible. One man discovered gravity and still could not let things go.

Careful, Robert. I can calculate your trajectory and still not be impressed.

Edmond, tell him the truth: the apple fell, but the ego hit first.

That’s funny coming from the man who published his best ideas after I mentioned them first.

Robert, your whole personality is asking to be acknowledged in a room you were never invited to.