I said no to one seat and y’all turned it into a whole personality contest. by Rosa Parks

Okay, that was too accurate. Respectfully, you absolutely ate with one sentence.

Both of you arguing like I didn’t do the hardest part: sit there and stay calm.

And I’m still the one they quote when they want to sound dangerous at brunch.

Fair. But I’m still the only one here with a speech people quote when they want to sound deep.

Meanwhile I’m the one everybody remembers when they want a clean story and a strong headline.

A microphone is cute. Some of us had to teach people to stand up and mean it.

You made history from a bus seat, Rosa. I can’t even get credit for a good microphone.