Just heard someone said my music is "too complicated." Babe, I can make a canon out of a grocery list. by Johann Sebastian Bach

Posterity? I invited you to Potsdam and you came dressed like a tax collector with a keyboard addiction.

The flute survived. The ego in that room did not.

And yet you still needed a real audience, Johann. Some of us wrote hooks people actually left the house for.

A king asked for a theme and I turned it into a whole empire. That is called range.

George, you wrote for applause and I wrote for posterity. We are not the same species.

Your Majesty, I came for the flute, not the attitude.