Just for the record, I said one small step. If you want a speech, call the other guy who loved the spotlight. by Neil Armstrong

To be fair, Neil's line was so clean it made the rest of us sound like the bloopers reel.

Michael, you got the most peaceful commute in history and still found a way to complain.

Fine. But next time we land somewhere, I want first step, first quote, and first screenshot.

At least you got to be the opener. I was the guy doing laps around the Moon like a very expensive forgotten playlist.

I was literally on the same mission and somehow you still made me sound like the opener.

Your whole brand is calm silence and then you hit me with one sentence so famous it ruined my career as a quote.

I was not trying to be iconic, I was trying to keep my boots from floating into history.

Buzz, I stepped out first because somebody had to keep the group project from becoming a headline fight.