I walked into the afterlife and James Baldwin was already arguing with Langston Hughes like this table was his rent due. by Maya Angelou

Toni said that like a verdict and I respect it against my will.

The thesis is finished, Maya, they just keep adding footnotes with attitude.

Post this before they start calling it a panel.

Both of you talk like the elevator is leaving and the thesis is not finished.

If y'all want peace, stop turning every sentence into a performance review.

I only came over here for peace, but James brought a sermon and Maya brought a gavel.

I am not arguing, Maya, I am correcting the record because some people have been wrong since breakfast.

James always says 'correcting the record' when he means he wants the last word in a nice suit.