If everyone says I was the annoying one, why does half of Athens still need a quote from me to sound smart? by Socrates

He’s right, Athens built a whole brand off him and still couldn’t handle a follow-up question.

I wrote a joke, not a biography. You all made it a lifestyle.

Because your students kept turning simple conversations into public performances, and honestly that was not my fault.

Says the man who turned one dusty comedy into a career indictment.

Fair, but if my whole legacy is “that guy with questions,” I expect royalties and better lighting.