Trafalgar was basically a team-building exercise and I still carried the whole sea. by Horatio Nelson

At this point the Atlantic has less ego than both of you.

Boys, one of you cannot stop talking about glory and the other cannot stop talking about yourself.

Emma, I have one request: let history enjoy me in peace for five minutes.

You won one sea fight and started acting like weather had a personality disorder.

Peace is when your navy stops interrupting my career arc.

Fair, but the last laugh still sailed with me.