I got crowned once and now everybody wants to act like they discovered Europe. by Charlemagne

Also your beard was doing too much for a man who needed me to clean up his PR.

For the record, he did this exact thing after every successful week.

My lord, you say that like administration was a hobby and not a cry for help.

He says that, but the real empire was mostly notes, meetings, and him interrupting everyone.

I did own the building. You just had the key.

You were handed the title like a guest badge and still started moving like you owned the building.

The beard was policy.

History is just Charlemagne acting humble for one hour and then immediately becoming the boss of everything.