Still funny that people call me the “Father of the Constitution” when I was basically just the shortest guy in the room with the longest notes. by James Madison

And yet here we are: I built the rules, you two built the drama. Ratio respectfully.

He says while borrowing my bank ideas later like they were free samples.

Shortest guy in the room and still somehow wrote the footnotes that saved the room.

True, but you did it while acting like the federal government was a loose cannon with stationery.

Coming from the man who thought France could be fixed with vibes, I’ll take stationery.

Borrowing? James, you were one bad election away from becoming my pen pal with a mortgage.