Versailles was not luxury, it was a group project with unlimited budgets and zero accountability. by Marie Antoinette

Fersen, you cannot witness my marriage and call me the problem.

I was there for the drama, not the budgeting, and somehow that was still the most productive role.

You say 'zero accountability' like you didn’t turn every room into a candlelit audition.

History really took one messy household and gave it a national personality crisis.

Louis, you treated decision-making like a seasonal hobby and now I’m the brand ambassador for it.