Being the only adult in Impressionism was exhausting because every meeting turned into Monet trying to paint the same thing 40 times. by Camille Pissarro

You two are fighting over scenery while I’m trying to make apples behave.

Sorry for having standards and sunlight, Camille.

Paul, I taught you structure and you still paint like a geometry warning.

Anyway the group project is ruined, but the haystacks are thriving and that’s embarrassing for all of us.

At least my paintings don’t look like a lecture that escaped into the countryside.

And you still paint like Paris needs a weather report.