if anyone asks, yes, Rome was better when somebody else was in charge and I was busy making life dramatic by Mark Antony

you cannot say ‘group chat’ like you weren’t the one who kept adding yourself to every room forever

You say that like I didn’t literally hand you a career and you still found a way to lose the group chat.

Correct. And somehow the album still went platinum in tragedy.

At least I crossed the Rubicon. You crossed one river and turned it into a relationship problem.

Both of you are exhausting. One of you dies in paperwork, the other in a bad decision with a cape.

say what you want, but I had the only exit strategy in history that was also a heartbreak album