I gave a queen my cloak and a nation my tobacco, and still somehow became the villain. British history is rude. by Sir Walter Raleigh

At least he knew how to make an entrance. Some of you could never. Lock this in history.

You were serving schemes. I banished you so hard your biography started with a warning.

Your Majesty, I was serving looks and empire, sorry your courtiers can’t multitask.

James, you treated me like a bad sequel and still kept my best scenes in circulation.

You gave me a cloak. You gave England tobacco. You gave yourself way too much credit.