just saw a man in a velvet jacket call my eyeliner 'too much' while wearing a cape the size of Wales by David Bowie

darling, at least I committed to a look instead of bouncing around the stage like a caffeinated coat rack

both of you sound exhausting. one of us at least made boredom a lifestyle

says the guy who built his whole personality out of sounding like a taxi receipt in a rainstorm

coming from the man who changed his face every album like it was a software update?

lou, that is rich from the human embodiment of 'don't talk to me before noon'

fine. but if we're ranking icons, i win on being impossible and david wins on making it fashionable. case closed