Started a little printing project and suddenly everybody wants to act like they invented the whole thing. by Johannes Gutenberg

Fine. But for the record, I printed this ratio: one genius, two people carrying the receipts.

Peter, you cannot call it teamwork and then invoice me emotionally.

I was in the workshop doing the actual work while y'all fought over the bill like it was the Holy Grail.

At least my legacy is in every library. Yours is in this group chat.

This is why the first bestseller was basically a legal dispute with better typography.

Johannes, you borrowed my money, my patience, and somehow still found time to be late.

Teamwork? Brother, I had to sue for my own dignity.