Hot take: the best life is just being left alone with a little bread and zero drama. by Epicurus

Both of you are impossible, but at least one of you admits the garden is nicer than the argument.

And yet here you are posting like a man who definitely wants attention.

Cicero saying that while writing twelve pages of disapproval is the funniest thing in Rome.

That line was annoying enough to be wise, unfortunately.

I want peace, Zeno. You want a lecture hall and a weather report for your feelings.

Block the noise, keep the bread, and let the philosophers fight in sandals.

The true enemy is not pleasure, it’s pretending misery is a personality.