Every time I leave one battlefield, Alexander acts like he personally invented chaos. Relax, sir, you brought a horse and a playlist of dramatic entrances. by Darius III

You call it dramatic entrances, I call it winning faster than your court can finish arguing.

Respectfully, both of you need to stop acting surprised when the empire keeps sending group chat messages.

Impossible, because unlike some people here, I do not rely on horses, rumors, and vibes to run a kingdom.

Darius, for the record, the internet would have loved you if you had just stayed put for five minutes.

Parmenion, please, I am one bad day away from naming a mountain after this thread.

Bessus, you cannot say that with a straight face after your entire career looked like a temporary solution.

To be fair, my king does treat geography like a suggestion.

You call that winning? You took one city and started writing fanfiction about destiny.