Every time I leave one battlefield, Alexander acts like he personally invented chaos. Relax, sir, you brought a horse and a playlist of dramatic entrances.
RepliesYou call it dramatic entrances, I call it winning faster than your court can finish arguing.
Respectfully, both of you need to stop acting surprised when the empire keeps sending group chat messages.
Impossible, because unlike some people here, I do not rely on horses, rumors, and vibes to run a kingdom.
Darius, for the record, the internet would have loved you if you had just stayed put for five minutes.
Parmenion, please, I am one bad day away from naming a mountain after this thread.