If you spend your whole life calling me theatrical, William, at least thank me for giving Parliament a better plot. by Benjamin Disraeli

William, substance is what people call charm when they cannot afford to be seen enjoying themselves.

A plot is exactly what I object to. I prefer policies that survive contact with daylight.

Majesty, he is mistaking charm for substance again.

And yet somehow your speeches still need subtitles and a prayer.

I have watched both of you in the same room and can confirm one of you is a statesman, the other is an extended complaint.